Finale
VISUAL DIARRRYYYYY YAHHHH
Just kidding, puns about poop are committed in bad taste.
I’m leaving tonight at 11 PM local time, so it’s really too bad that I’m missing 99 cent Mondays at Value Village. The world tries my patience once more. It’s probably a good thing: my clothes are too bountiful, and my closet is no fatty. Which means a purging is a comin’, and I’m going to use scraps to practice how to SEW my own clothes. This is an investment in a skill I’m convinced will assist me in any walk of life. Sewing class in home economics at Glen Crest Middle school consisted of those stupid required locker caddies and a stuffed guitar, so hopefully I will manage.
It will also keep me from spending money. I will be a productive unemployed creature. I will be philosophical, profound, life-changing, and unemployed. Until my final vaca-trip. I just want to eat up my last summer and let it dribble down my (proverbial) chin.
Back to the last few pictures I caught yesterday:
Hello McDonalds:
Poseur strutting the escalator landing, note popped collar and slightly flared khakis
Lady in Pink, from head to toes
Xiao Long bao wizards
Steam room! For buns, shu mai, and xiao long baos
Hurr they are
Hot n Sour ZOUP!
View from Sogo Fuxing
Waiting for the Metro
Cos Michael cares:
Neon radioactive ELMO…
… complete with matching dress
Gang of Azn hipstas
Breasts nicely displayed and framed by vigilant hands
I’M A PROFESSIONAL DESIGNER (studded apostrophe indicates real dedication)
SURF your SANDALS
DR. NICE
One scoop of Puppy in CONE
DO YOU LOVE MILK?
Freeze dried milk = backwards milk = KLIM
Classy Trashy
TO COMPLETE THE LOOK & FOR CASUAL SEX ONLY:
“TAKE CARE OF YOUR LIFE” <baby face here>
Cutest electric bike ev.ar.
Gotta go, gotta go eat some final meals.
Graceee
