Hamburglar
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
THEY ARE WATCHING YOU
The endearing criminal of happy meal characters.
Lately, there’s been more serious crimes than burger snatching (but seriously, I’d be pissed if someone took my cheeseburger). Is it the recession? Has it truly gotten into our heads?
Capitol Hill’s blog has been reporting an outbreak of crimes in their area. Or, they’re just scaring us with the scanner reports.
1:07PM – 400 Broadway E – Disturbance – Two men are trying to handcuff a woman to a railing
CHS Report: 1:35PM – 17th Ave – Disturbance – A 35-year-old woman reported being splashed with water at work during an argument.
Who calls the police for this? Who dials “911″ and says “yes, I’d like to report a severe splashing, it was very uncalled for, please send an officer as soon as possible”
5:58PM – 1401 Broadway – Hazard – Intoxicated man is directing traffic from his wheelchair.
The collision of people’s lives is quite fascinating. What’s THEIR story? Why would you direct traffic drunk? The last thing I would ever want to do intoxicated is to make enemies with cars.
CHS Report: 11:30p – 1500 block Melrose Ave – Theft – Woman reported that her iPhone was ripped from her hands as she walked on Melrose. Suspect was reported as black male, 18-21 years of age.
iPhones are as good as cash nowadays– no, better– cash doesn’t give you internet+phone service+games+touchscreen in the palm of your hand–
U district always has its share of crimes. Everyone gets so alarmed, but that’s what you get when people are milling about in the middle of the night, drunk, alone, and disillusioned by the stale scene of beer soaked floors in Greek houses.
Be safe!!!
Gracie
