Things that Disgust
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
5.) Dirty bathrooms
Of course, you say? Well, let me unpack why dirty bathrooms earn so much disgust. It implies that people don’t care that they just peed on the toilet seat; in fact, it’s a vicious circle of apathy. “This bathroom is dirty, so I pee where I want”. Therefore, dirty bathrooms can never have a chance for cleanliness; they are doomed to be more, and more, and more, disgusting. Even the cleaners, in their own repulsion, might just merely wipe the pee away without a second thought of actually disinfecting it. There might be pee and fecal matter, clustering in molecules of grim and stickiness, all over the walls, and no one cares.
Not as Cute as it Looks
4). Smelling Strangers
And I’m not just talking about homeless people. Anyone. Their breath, the oils and sweat on their hair, their bodily warmth… especially their exhalations. Breathing in someone’s old breath is unnatural and makes me nervous.
3). Cat Puke
I know I complain about this a lot, but cat puke is vile and evil. It’s not bad enough that their food smells; but when their food is pureed among the acids of cat stomach, regurgitated on the carpet where it steams merrily in all of its mustard or creamy ketchup-colored glory, well– you become much more of a dog person.
2). Juice that makes me thirsty
Really, what needs to be said? Ripoffs.
1). Mario Lopez
Mario Lopez Earns DisgustI feel every fiber of his being smirking with self-love.Gracie.Also not as Cute as it Looks
