Hairy Accoutrements
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010I’m pretty sure gushing about facial hair makes one stereotypically and predictably pacific northwest, so let’s go over the next best thing:
Chest hair.
What. What. Is this inappropriate? IS IT REALLY? Just because Condoleezza Nasty and its fleet of  LVMH junkies happen to promote the self-conscious pretty boy image (we won’t even get into some women’s razors that hibernate as deeply as bears in the winter-time) does not mean it’s gross…
Funny how out of the 300 burly, masculine, blood-thirsty men in The 300, none of them had chest hair. And when I say none, I mean they were bald as a baby’s butt.
Granted, they had to spray-on their Herculean build. But looking through a Google’d list of Men’s Health covers, not one of the never ending supply of shirtless, hard-bodied males has a sprig of a follicle peeking out.
And is the look really so bad?
nnnnnnnnotatall.
Graceee
