Paisley Man
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009
The Paisley Man,
Paisley Man,
Loves to tan,
So much that he turns orange.
The UV Rays
Make him gay
And turn his porridge to porr-ange.
Poor Paisley Man,
His two non-eyes,
Broken from too much tokin’,
But still beware!
His paisley stare,
Will haunt you ’til you’re croakin’.
<3
Gracieee
