Hear/Say

Went shopping at Sogo department stores
Death by Marc by Marc ensued,
Saw the hello kitty Mickey D’s bryanboy posted about on his trip here,
(guiltily craved some fat hot fries)
Saw a bunch of hipsters and scarily skinny girls,
Ate at Din Tai Fung, the famous xiao long bao (think steamed mini buns) place below Sogo Fuxing,
Lurked nine stories up and watched chihuahuas hump while two sexually active teenagers sucked face in the dim dark wicked corner,
Walked more than a dozen blocks home,
Almost stepped on a cockroach in my shoe, then screamed bloody murder,
And slowly got over the death of my dealing hard drive.
Also rediscovered and revived my love for Gaga,
And delighted in the raunchy seriousness of jeremih’s “Birthday Sex”. Unfortunately, mother yang did not approve.

Side note: never ever did I say these were in order.

Side note: may be overwhelmed with shapely eyebrows and fake eyelashes.

Side note: blue contacts on brown eyes look repulsive, not only because of the flat, muddy color but also because of yellow skin tone.

SIDE NOTE: I’m flying home tomorrow, and will viciously reverse sneeze sweet Seattle air into my homesick lungs.

Love,
Graceee

Went SHPPNG today, got some new clothes finally. Everything here is super cute this year… wearable, fun, summersy, maybe it’s because I came earlier this year, but usually the fall items are a lot more serious in statement

gotta go, will update lates. promizeee

Graceee

Stud-y this

One of these days these studded shoes are going to walk all over you

and these. durrrr

Imagine this... er, with clothes on, and in the street... looking semi-normal... but hot..

1) Studs walking down the street in Rome. Noooo no no, studs do not walk. They prance. They strut. They look deeply in your eyes for a millisecond, where you fall in love for-ev-er. Often have deep blue or brown eyes, stub-ble, and a beautiful smile. I will not mention their hair. That is another dimension of sexy. Another realm for sensual. We will not go there.

2) Studs on purses and backpacks. Texture-al stud-duction. Is that too much? Do I trespass and punneth too much? No. Because I have studded the sentence with puns. Studs are that in. Be-riddle me with love. Be-riddle me with shiny, metallic delights. Be-riddle me with fine men.

I am delirious.

Just got back from a pleasant stroll towards the beauteous Spanish Steps. We made love with Valentino. We caressed the fine cotton of Dolce & Gabbana. We stroked the fine leather of Gucci. Prostrated ourselves in front of the  Ferragamos. The fine male hired to be a live manniquin at D/G became objectified in our lustful eyes. Good. Good.

No false idols, just expensive ideals. I swear.

More lates. We are off to a fùtbol game tomorrow.

Gracious

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Retail therapy is always needed in stressful times such as these. Even recession has become a trend. Dress for less, and now everyone dresses like they live in Seattle.

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I use polyvore.com to create my own ensembles. Dream ensembles, you might say. Ensembles-I-can’t-Afford-but-enjoy-accessorizing-anyway. Hours and hours of shopping online, and you can create some pretty zesty outfits.

And without the unecessary punch to the moneymaker.