Paisley Man

The Paisley Man,

The Paisley Man,

Paisley Man,
Loves to tan,
So much that he turns orange.

The UV Rays
Make him gay
And turn his porridge to porr-ange.

Poor Paisley Man,
His two non-eyes,
Broken from too much tokin’,

But still beware!
His paisley stare,
Will haunt you ’til you’re croakin’.

 <3

Gracieee

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One Response to “Paisley Man”

  1. L.S. Says:

    Based on my knowledge of prepubescent Grace, this is a totally Grace poem. You write the same as in 5th grade and in this case THAT IS A COMPLIMENT.
    - Lauren

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